Sarcastic Mom Quotes

Sometimes sarcasm is the only way we make it through the day as mommas! I hope that this list of sarcastic mom quotes has you laughing so hard you cry (and not because your child literally grabbed your phone out of your hand and threw it in the toilet while you’re just trying to read 15 freakin’ quotes!).

#1

This first one is so true. My first baby had actual “meal” times and even though she hardly ever ate anything and I threw it all away, I still took the time to try to make gourmet, homemade baby food. People tell me when my youngest is sucking on a rock and I simply shrug my shoulders and tell them, “ya gotta pick your battles”…

#2

I am literally jealous of this lady in his next one! How did she get the door closed??? AND locked?!?

#3

I have a child’s shoe organizer on the inside of my pantry door FULL of kid cups and somehow it is ALWAYS empty! How many cups does a toddler really need?!

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#4

Crazy how different yet satisfying this phrase is from a young adult to a mom now…

#5 Sarcastic Mom Quotes

Guilty of this one! It’s funny when you can pick out the other ones at the park, too. You know them because when they are playing with your kid, they’re all like, “Ready, STEADY, go!”

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#6

I wish I just got the “booty call”. My daughter also needs me to hold her hand while she pushes it out.

#7

I’ve just learned to stop setting expectations… We are all just up in here ‘grain of salt’ing it every day.

#8

Like how does this happen sometimes?! I swear I will just have had my kids clean everything up with me and then I go to step backwards and about break my neck on a JJ doll…

#9

My almost 4 year old is a NONSTOP talker and almost always about nothing. The other day I was on the phone and asked her to be quiet for a minute. She got all upset because she just HAD to tell me one more thing…

I asked the person on the phone to hold for a second and asked her what it was…

She said that her red candy (that I gave her to keep her busy while I called to schedule a doctor’s appointment) tasted like strawberries…

Okay…I guess that was important. UGH!

#10 Sarcastic Mom Quotes

I have been saying this for YEARS! With two kids now we tend to use click list a lot and just pull up to pick up our groceries. However, I feel like I ALWAYS forget just one thing that I really need. Hauling two kids out of car seats, into a store, and back is a HASSLE! There are no convenience store drive-thru’s near me and I pray every day for one to open up!

#11

Oh, I breathing exercise and serenity prayer the crap out of the day sometimes!

#12

Oh the sacrifices we make as mothers…

#13

There is nothing easy about Sunday morning! It’s full of trying to bathe, dress, feed and pack up two kids in the car to get to church early so we have time to get them to their Sunday school rooms and get a good seat for the service.

#14

Oh the moments of utter public humiliation…

#15 Sarcastic Mom Quotes

Between Legos, Barbie shoes, and little army men, I’m not sure which hurt worse!

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